I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows
A man's got to do what a man's got to do, A woman must do what he can't
Everytime I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
I try to take one day at a time , but sometimes several days attack me at once.
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
When speaking to your children: say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't be mean when you say it.
When God sends us on hard paths, he provides strong shoes
Baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. (Andrew A. Rooney)
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Back to scrapbooking fun
Don't sneeze when you're getting a haircut.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back...
They always catch the second person.
Most school lunches stick to the wall.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
Never hold a dustbuster and a kitty at the same time.
No matter how hard you try, you can NOT baptize cats.
Puppies always have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
A Mother's Work is Never Done
.Mom's the Word
.Mother Love
.A mother holds her children's hand for a while, their hearts forever
.A mother like no other
.A Mother's Love
.A mother's love is the heart of the home.
.A mothers work is rarely done
.First my mother, forever my friend
.God couldn't be everywhere, that's why he invented moms
.Mommy's Day
.Mom's are a little piece of heaven
.Moms are angels in training
.Mom's keep the families together
.Mother...a special word for love
.My Heart belongs to Mommy
